Quotes From My Family & Friends
"That septic tank got a workout this week"
- Grandma
"Where's my purse at? Under the grill?"
- Christine
"Did you ever bite the mole?"
- Christine
"Gen there's a stubby person in the bathroom"
- Ila
"What's the difference between you and a pile of sticks, nothing"
- Tyler
"When he leaves fruity pebbles stuck to the sink"
- Ale
“Oh ya know, just riding down some dirt roads and drinking sweet tea. The usual Nebraska things”
- Katy
"Oh I stepped on a f-ing gummy bear outside"
- Grandma
"Don't f with my wreath"
- Christine
"She was like 'What are you wearing?' Um ur mom, OBVIOUSLY CLOTHES"
- Ale