“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” -J.R.R. Tolkien
“There is no love sincerer than the love of food.” -George Bernard Shaw
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.” -Julia Child
“Food is a common denominator for all people.” -Guy Fieri
“Life is too short to eat food that doesn’t taste good.” -Alana Chernila
“Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.” -Mitch Hedberg
“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.” -Virginia Woolf
“Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.” -Ernestine Ulmer
“Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is.” -Irish Proverb
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't fucking cook it!" - Gordon Ramsy